“Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.”

“At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them.”

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

“Not wanting anyone to pop my bubble by speaking to me, I immediately began reading Lesbian Nuns, and that did the trick. No one attempted small talk.”

“The feel of my silky smooth legs made his penis wobble and bounce uncontrollably as my hands reached his hairy chest.”

“One night as I walked in the desertthe mountains rode on my shouldersand the sky became my heart,and the earth - my own body, I explored.Every object began to wink at me, and Mira wiselycalculated the situation, thinking:My charms must be at their heightnow would be a good time to rush into Hisarms,maybe He won't drop meso quick.”