“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?”

“Whew, this might be getting a bit confusing. I hope you are following me so far. This is the point in every Theory of Computation course at which students either throw up their hands and say "I can't get my mind around this stuff!" or clap their hands and say "I love this stuff!"Needless to say, I was the second kind of student, even though I shared the confusion of the first.”

“No matter what happens to society, I must maintain my supply of ice cream. ”

“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)My manners are mellow,I'm sweet like the Jell-o,I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)”

“For one half second, I wondered what it would feel like to put my hand in the fire. What it would feel like when I burned....”

“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it clapping, but I call it discipline.”