Santosh Kalwar

“Life runs in a narrow path to balancing act, convincing tact, and satisfying fact.”

“Oh dear sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day.”

“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.”

“My first world is humanity. My second world is humanism. And, I live in the third world being merely a human.”

“The best way to compete is to get defeat.”

“Sometimes I feel that our bright blue sky is like a pregnant women’s belly.”

“Intelligence is naked without wisdom. Wisdom dresses interestingly with intelligence.”

“I was born not to die but to live and never born.”

“Psychology is a subject of life, death, and in-betweens.”

“Katrina was sexy, Irene looks hot, come on people, just see, how beautifully she dances along the coast.”

“What science does not understand is called psychology, what psychology does not understand is called religion, what religion does not understand is called spirituality, what spirituality does not understand is called creation, what creation does not understand is called life, what life does not understand is called the death. There is nothing that the death does not understand—simply, it is an ultimate end of life.”

“There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.”

“I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.”

“Life is an experiment in which you may fail or succeed. Explore more, expect least.”

“We are treated different because we want to be treated different.”

“Truth starts with truth and ends with truth.”

“Do not presume that richness or poorness will bring you happiness.”

“This is heaven my child.”

“In the West, they will either accept or reject. In the East, they will always accept also provide guidance and patience.”

“The world is big conspiracy to make you happy.”

“All our wisdom is stored in the trees.”

“Life starts from a white hole and ends in a black hole.”

“Science teaches to think but love teaches to smile.”

“Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.”

“I never heard sound and thrill of my painful heart until that very day she touched it.”

“All what is existing already existed. We are together for a while pondering in agile world.”

“Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.”

“LSD stands out for learning to slow down.”

“If Nepal is to become a new Nepal, she must first become free from ethnic segregation.”

“If one can know how good a city is by its smell, one should know how good a society is by the women's status.”

“Man is a play station whereas a woman will always remain at an emotion station.”

“I am 15 and you are 51, I know you are the best, to be loved by, everyone.”

“I don’t care if people say that I am staying hungry and foolish.”

“Awards are good but rewards are better.”

“Nothing remains forever, only thing that remain forever is romantically stupid word forever.”

“If we are not stupid then we are bound to become one.”

“Celebration is an act of impressing sadistic someone residing in you.”

“Everybody is right when there are no wrongs.”

“Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.”

“A pleasurable woman could cause more harm than miserable one.”

“Life is an empty bottle filled with love.”

“A lonely night is more profound then lonesome nights.”

“There is thin line between smile and laughter.”

“The ordinary public is a puppet of worthless news and media.”

“I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.”

“There are two ways to live a life either forget everything or, remember nothing.”

“The truth about life and lie about life is not measured by others but by your intuition, which never lies.”

“Love is a selfless service to mankind like a showcase done by the twinkling stars in beautiful nightly sky.”

“In every person, there is a doer and a devil. With every passing days, the doer dies and a devil has to rise.”

“Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.”